motherfucking-bounce:

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK

(via tea-party-with-moriarty)

perfectbenny:

tardismyoldgirl:

yes Benedict, we remember. The entire fandom ran around worried you were pregnant


perfectbenny:

tardismyoldgirl:

yes Benedict, we remember. The entire fandom ran around worried you were pregnant


perfectbenny:

tardismyoldgirl:

yes Benedict, we remember. The entire fandom ran around worried you were pregnant


perfectbenny:

tardismyoldgirl:

yes Benedict, we remember. The entire fandom ran around worried you were pregnant

perfectbenny:

tardismyoldgirl:

yes Benedict, we remember. The entire fandom ran around worried you were pregnant

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(via honeyushouldseemeinacrown)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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(via mutebitch)

deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen
deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen
deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen
deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen
deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

(via andicanttellyouwhy)

thorinthesassmaster:

I love the Eurovision because the rest of Tumblr just sits around in various states of confusion and Europe is just like

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(via helloimbritishletshaveateaparty)

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

(via whatareallofthis)

sugarplumbiscuit:

bakrua:

it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight

where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone
sugarplumbiscuit:

bakrua:

it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight

where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone
sugarplumbiscuit:

bakrua:

it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight

where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone

sugarplumbiscuit:

bakrua:

it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight

where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone

(via whatareallofthis)

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

(via andicanttellyouwhy)

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

(via helloimbritishletshaveateaparty)

lokis-army-at-221b:

NO BUT WHENEVER JOHN CALLED SHERLOCK A SHOW OFF HE WAS JUST JOKING HE HAD NO INTENTION OF HURTING SHERLOCK BUT SHERLOCK TOOK THOSE WORDS TO HEART AND NOW HE HEARS JOHN CALLING HIM A SHOW OFF WHEN HE’S TRYING TO BE CLEVER AND THAT HURTS EVERYWHERE 

(via consultingat221b)